Scary Translations

Happy Day of the Dead!

To celebrate the day after Halloween, I decided to scare my readers with a few translations that I have been gathering from emails sent to me over the years. Look closely — it’s not that they are completely wrong, rather they fail in very unique ways. Enjoy!

Russian to English: car instructions

Russian to English but not all the way...

Russian to English: bad output

Russian to English: blue dali

Russian to English: entrance no

Russian to English: please clean up my number

Russian to English: please remove my room, don't worry

Russian to English: party on the right

Russian to English: showers from higher athority

Chinese to English: server error